Projectile XP

Slay SWARMS of CREEPY ENTITIES /
Tame a PUPPY ARMY /
Choose 1 of 3 RNG UPGRADES /
Unlock goodies in the SKILL TREE /
Kill the BOSS /
Hit the PRESTIGE button

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Welcome to Projectile XP

~ Incremental game w/ waifu, puppies, and skill tree ~

Projectile XP is a simulated operating system modeled after a mysterious 2004 software build. Discovered by the Foundation, the original program features a distinct Windows XP aesthetic, yet no record of its development or manufacturing company exists. Internal data suggests a classified military origin, though its ultimate purpose remains undisclosed.

The system features an integrated, anomalous artificial intelligence colloquially referred to by Foundation personnel as "Blue Face." This commercial release functions as a highly accurate digital emulator, faithfully replicating the unpredictable behavior of the source software.

Safe Session Duration: 5 minutes**

**Notice: While prolonged exposure theoretically risks severe derealization, photosensitive epileptic episodes, and systematic cognitive concatenation, Foundation protocols have rendered this public build entirely secure. Under authorized operating conditions, such symptoms remain highly improbable.